Austin Miller

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...well, thanks for checking out my website. I think that's all I have for now. If you're still considering paying me to work for you, well, then you probably shouldn't. I mean, I attached my resume and you made it all the way here? Like are you still unsure? What are you even doing, really? Are you being paid for this? What sort of company do you "work" for, even? Probably a super lame one! You should send me an email so I can remember never to work for whoever pays you. For real that must be, like, a terrible company to work for! Who would ever accept that job? I'm sure it sucks to work there! I bet the pay is small too. Probably has a terrible work-life balance as well. Sounds awful, honestly. I hope you find something better! Just for you, I'll take your spot! You deserve it. Take a break. For real. Hire me <3.

Last update: March 25, 2025

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