Austin Miller

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...well, thanks for checking out my website. I think that's all I have for now. If you're here to consider paying me to work for you, well, then you probably shouldn't. I mean, you couldn't decide and proceeded to scope the entire homepage? What are you even doing? Are you being paid for this? What sort of company do you work for, even? Probably a super lame one! You should send me an email so I can remember never to work for whoever pays you. For real that must be, like, a terrible company to work for! Who would ever accept that job? I'm sure it sucks to work there! I bet the pay is small too. Probably has a terrible work-life balance as well. Sounds awful, honestly. I hope you find something better! Just for you, I'll take your spot! You deserve it. Take a break. For real. Hire me <3.

Happy trails partner
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Last update: March 25, 2025

See you space cowboy